What equine likes to cut in line?
| Horse jokes
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
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A lady with a
| Marriage jokes
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
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A woman goes into the local newspaper
| Dead and dying jokes
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.