What do you call an ant from overseas
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
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Sign at restaurant reads:
| Restaurant jokes
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'
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We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.