The man who
| Dead and dying jokes
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken
| Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
| Dirty jokes
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
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How to elephants talk to each other ?
| Elephant jokes
How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
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A customer was asked to send a
| Computer jokes
A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.