The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
| Sport jokes
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
| Police jokes
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
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A guy walking down a street one
| Idiot and fool jokes
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got
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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
| Time jokes
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he’s a pain in the neck.