1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?

What dogs never get lost?

| Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my

| Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he

| Horse jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!

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How did the dog warn its master that a

| Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What do Alexander the

| History jokes

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !