Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
| College jokes
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman
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Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a
| Face jokes
Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true? "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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Q: How many military information officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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One night Bill Clinton was
| Clinton jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through
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Which people do the
| Burger jokes
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago