One day there was a family driving in the

Why did the baby monster put his father

| Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

| Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

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All our pigs are learning karate.

| Pig jokes

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

| Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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Teenage Driver: But,

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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

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One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the driveway the girl asked her mother “Why dont these people have electricity?” Very confused the mother said, “Wut are u talking about?” The girl quickly replied, “Well, the sign back there said NO OUTLET!”