Mum, Mum,

John: "I'm a man of few words."

| Marriage jokes

John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

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The cop got out of his car

| Police jokes

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket

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Would you like a duck egg for supper?

| Food jokes

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

| Idiot and fool jokes

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.

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Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.