What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
| Gorilla jokes
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
| Birthday jokes
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his father's pr
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
| Heaven and hell jokes
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?". God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!