One day two blind men started
| Blind jokes
One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
| Bus jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
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