The first
| Military jokes
The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.
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Why did the goal post get angry?
| Sport jokes
Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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A man was in court charged
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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What do you call a rich frog?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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Teacher: Did your parents help you
| School jokes
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.