What do you get if you cross a trout with an
| Fishing jokes
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
| Dirty jokes
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floo
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How many chocolate bunnies can
| Easter jokes
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
| Music jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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What do you do when two snails have a
| Various animal jokes
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.