What do you do when two snails have a

Aches and

| Book title jokes

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis'

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What do cars do at the disco?

| Dance jokes

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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Q: How do you confuse a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

| King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.