Q: What do blonds
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
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Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists
| Cow jokes
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children
| Dog jokes
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.