What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
| Humor jokes
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer prom
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American businessman was at a pier in a
| Business jokes
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican
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Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
| Humor jokes
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.