Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
| Old age jokes
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "You
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
| Music jokes
Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Why did the pig go to the casino ?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
| Hair and bald jokes
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Yo
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The sailor came home from a secret two year
| Marriage jokes
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Sam", he demanded. "No !" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked. "NO !!!" she
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.