Q. What has

I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.

| Birthday jokes

I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party

| History jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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Waiter: Why are you taking so long

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer

| Sport jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

| Fishing jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!