How are tigers like sergeants in the
| Various animal jokes
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
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Did you hear about the two men who were
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus
| Dog jokes
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
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What do you call someone who draws funny
| Car and train jokes
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.