An explorer
| Marriage jokes
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most" The explorer said "That's gotta
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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Which big cat should you never play
| Various animal jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come !