So this trumpet player dies. When he
| Heaven and hell jokes
So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums. "Wow!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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What do you get when you cross a
| Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
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Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
| Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !