What do you get if King Kong sits on
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
| Dog jokes
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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What is the cannibals' favorite game?
| Cannibal jokes
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
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One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.