A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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I'd like a new frog, please.
| Frog jokes
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
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We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
| Bus jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!