How did skeletons send each other
| Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
| Political jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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Q: Why don't women have
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.
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I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.