I’d like a new frog, please.

How did skeletons send each other

| Letter jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So

| Humor jokes

Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is

| Political jokes

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

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Q: Why don't women have

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman

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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

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I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.