Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
| Humor jokes
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all
| Witch jokes
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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Customer: "It says I've performed an
| Computer jokes
Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? A: Her navel.