A man learned shortly before quitting
| Car and train jokes
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
| Blonde jokes
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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What happened to the girl who
| Halloween jokes
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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A guy walks into a post office one day
| Lawyer jokes
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better
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A patient came to
| Dentist jokes
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!