A chap went up to the counter in the
| Dead and dying jokes
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,
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What do you call a snake that informs the police
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
| Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Ref:I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do
| Various animal jokes
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!