Q: How many Democrats does it take to

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and

| Spelling jokes

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuc

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Flight 1234, for noise

| Aviation jokes

Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large

| Humor jokes

Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Another flight

| Aviation jokes

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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