Q: How many Communists does it take to screw

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a

| Military jokes

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c

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Little Johnny and

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like

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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for

| College jokes

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a

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Q: Why do blondes stand

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two – one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.