A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
| Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
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What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
| Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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Why are there so many Johnson
| Telephone jokes
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er… How much for a season pass?”