Remember, an alcoholic & a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
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Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
| Dentist jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
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Q: What does a proud computer call his
| Computer jokes
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
| Bath jokes
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
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Blake and his parents were
| Car and train jokes
Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The p
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Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”