Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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A man went to see his doctor because
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon a
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Why do dogs wag their
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
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If there were no food left, what could people
| Food jokes
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. ‘OK, said Johnny, ‘why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?’