Vietnam Vet
| Vietnamese
A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g
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An office technician got a call from a
| Computer jokes
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it." About
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Whats the difference
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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An old man and his
| Dirty jokes
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the
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Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.