How do hens encourage their football teams
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Why are Canadians given only a half
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.