Why are rabbits like calculators?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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An Irishman saw a notice outside a
| Idiot and fool jokes
An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
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Why did the rabbit
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Why did God create a man before
| Men jokes
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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A strained voice called out through the
| Old age jokes
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, “Pig!” The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, “Moron!” They continue on their way and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.