Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Q: Why is

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a

| Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

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A nurse was

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."

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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

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A bum asks a man for $2.

| Marriage jokes

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.