What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

The first lawyer questioning a panel of

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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."

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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur

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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)'

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Whats the matter with your dinner

| Restaurant jokes

Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

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How do fish go into business ?

| Fishing jokes

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

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What dog takes the money and runs fast!

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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!