Q: Why did the haunted house not

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

| Snowman jokes

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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If you found a five

| Money jokes

If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover

| Fishing jokes

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the

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What are the four food groups?

| Food jokes

What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.