If – H 2 O – is on the inside of

What kind of dog sounds

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up

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Why are women

| Women jokes

Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and

| Farmer jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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An American tourist

| Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist

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If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P’