How did the witch almost lose her baby?
| Baby jokes
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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What kind of phone makes music?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
| Farmer jokes
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? – A: Petatoes!