A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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How do long distance runners send e-mail?
| E-mail jokes
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
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A man walks up to the
| Aviation jokes
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" asks the agent. "Right back to here."
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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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Which of the Himalayas is the
| Answer me this jokes
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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