Jeb and Eudell, University of
| College jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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Customer: There's something wrong with my hot
| Waiter jokes
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
| Bird jokes
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
| Police jokes
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that
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What is an autobiography?
| Car and train jokes
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, “While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down.” The violist replied, “You’re kidding! The conductor came to my house?”