Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same

What did the witch say to

| Witch jokes

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire

| Gorilla jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Why did the teacher

| School jokes

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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A fellow decides to

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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta

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Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his father’s present.