One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out

| Various animal jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

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What's the greatest birthday

| Birthday jokes

What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you

| Insect jokes

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a

| Money jokes

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidd

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What did one snake say to another ?

| Snake jokes

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, “God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?”. God replied, “Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell.” St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling “God, God, they’re gone, they’re gone!” “Who, the New Yorkers?”. “No, the Pearly Gates.”