What did the sausage say when it

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia

| Journalist jokes

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child

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A whole family was caught in

| Children jokes

A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home

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What do history teachers make when they want to

| School jokes

What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

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A Jewish

| Ethnic jokes

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for

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Dan: My little brother is a

| Brother and sister jokes

Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

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