What English King invented

How does Moby Dick celebrate his

| Birthday jokes

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

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Why did the vampire go crazy

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

| Bicycle jokes

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks

| Vampire jokes

What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

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Q: Why do

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !