What did the egg say to the boiling
| Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
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Q: What is the difference between a hog
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
| Vampire jokes
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
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'Five dollars for one question! said the girl
| Money jokes
'Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
| Blonde jokes
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
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Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.