Q: How can you identify a

A man went into a pet shop to buy a

| Idiot and fool jokes

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of

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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

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In the beginning, God created the earth and

| Women jokes

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Is chicken soup good for

| Bird jokes

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

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Slim walked into his local post office

| Idiot and fool jokes

Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.