Q: How many Director's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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Most Republicans try, at least
| Political jokes
Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
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During a big fire downtown the firemen
| Firefighter jokes
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.