What happened when the dog went to the flea circus
| Dog jokes
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Q: Which positions
| Music jokes
Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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Why did the girl who worked for the
| Telephone jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!