What pill would you give to an elephant that
| Elephant jokes
What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
| Ethnic jokes
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah,
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A down and out musician was playing his
| Music jokes
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sin
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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
| Vampire jokes
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.